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Saturday, November 27, 2010

Puppy terrorists wreak havoc in Garage

Photo from the scene of the attack.


In other news this morning, the former terrotist group known as "The Puppies" was detained for questioning following an incident yesterday.

A lawn chair cushion was attacked and partially disemboweled in Garage's north side, with members of the group being the prime suspects. While the chair cushion did survive, it is highly questionable whether it will be able to return to it's former duties. 

    
Crime scene photos of the victim.
The group was thought to have ceased it's terrorism activities, and had been given greater freedom within Garage by local authorities. In the wake of this attack, however, the group will remain in detention in Garage's notorious Pen holding facility pending investigation. A spokesdog for the group had no comment for the media, simply saying "Woof".

More to come as this story develops.



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Update:

Surveillance photo of group member.
Members of a former terrorist group simply known as "The Puppies" continue to be held this evening on suspicion of being responsible for an attack on a lawn chair cushion on the north end of Garage.  The unwarranted, violent attack on the cushion involved biting, tearing, and partial disembowelment, resulting in severe injuries that will likely not allow the cushion to return to it's former duties.  It is unknown at this time what the fate of the cushion will be.
 


Surveillance photo of the group member.
The group was detained this morning after authorities discovered string from the victim during a routine probationary visit to the holding facility known as the Pen, where the group has been residing temporarily until authorities move them to a permanent residence in the late spring at an as yet undisclosed location.  These probationary visits have been a necessary condition of the enhanced freedoms that have been extended to the former terrorists based on a Good Behavior Deal that authorities brokered with them approximately a month ago.  The deal released them from mandatory confinement in the Pen, and allowed them to roam Garage with little surveillance by authorities in exchange for them ceasing thier terrorist activities.  Further investigation after discovery of the string as well as questioning of the suspects led to the discovery of the crime scene and victim.

Surveillance photo of group member.
The background of this group is well known, and their activities have been monitored since their arrival in Garage in the summer of 2009.  Initially the membership of the group was larger, however approximately a year ago there was some infighting in the group which resulted in three members leaving and relocating to other locations.  Attacks had previously been mostly directed at sticks, bones and squeaky toys, but disturbingly they had occasionally shown a penchant for liking things filled with stuffing and foam.  The members of the group spent time in and out of the Pen, with their activities while out of the Pen under surveillance by authorities in an ongoing investigation of the group until recently when the Good Behavior Deal was reached.


It is unknown at this time whether the terms of this deal will be upheld, and a decision will likely be made once the judge returns early this week.  The spokesdog of the group has continued to reserve comment for when the judge returns from his trip, again brushing media off with a "Woof".

2 comments:

  1. It seems this may be a growing epidemic...our garbage and one of Dan's socks were terrorized ...the humanity of it all..

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  2. These groups are all connected globally, making it very difficult to shut them down. I overhear their communications, at night when they think no one is listening...

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